Under the knife
6:14 p.m.
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2005-05-06
I've been thinking and I've decided the chances of me becoming rich and successful in the future are slim.
This is my theory.
To be rich, you need at least one of 3 things:
> Brains. Ever heard of Google? Well, the nerdy college guys or whatever that made google are now like super rich. Like SUPER rich. It didn't matter that they were nerds. Which brings me on to the next point:
> The Looks. Remember Legally Blonde? How Brooke got rich because of her exercise program cause she had a nice butt!!? Keep in mind she married a millionaire. AND don't tell me you like [insert hot celeb here] because of his/her inner beauty.
> Luck. E.g. Winning the genetic lottery, or the lottery. This is my FAVE because you don't need anything to get rich which is absolutely ideal for my lazy self.
Now you can see my dilemma. I'm neither smart nor have I got "the looks" and I'm a pretty lucky person sometimes but "hee-haw" YES, tomorrow I'll win the lottery. [Note: sarcasm]
My options are: Going under the knife, donating all of my money (I'm poor) to charity and volunteering my time (to boost my karma) OR I can study my brains out.
Of course, I'm choosing to study. Which means I should start now especially because we have exams coming up. AND if worst comes to worst, do you think I would look good with Angelina Jolie's nose?
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